Hello, fellow Newgrounders whom probably have a beef with me! I am Wiiporter, co- mod of Bentendo 64, a new blog featuring multiconsole game news, Movie reviews, Tech Jews, etc. I am also the cartoonist, but a deeper dream comes to me: Flash. I want to make an epic flash, with animations as precise as in a Krinkels flash, a story that will make you shed a tear, and etc.

But another issue comes to mind: Dial Up. I have the slowest internet connection of all, and I can't change to cable or DSL or whatever the hell is faster due to issues in my area, and I can't afford to order a package. So I guess the real issue is this: where the hell can I find $700 for flash tools?!

Got any tips? PM me. Got any Beef with me? PM me, but don't expect me to succumb.